Don't Tell Karla Mario Asked You Out


YOU: So, what're you guys doing this weekend?

FRIEND: Studying for the biology exam. Pretty hard stuff.

KARLA: Yeah...

(Cell phone rings)

YOU: (Giggling) Oh my God, he's so cute.

KARLA: Let me see... Um... Why is Mario texting you?

YOU: Um, chill out. We're just friends.

KARLA: (grabs your phone) Um, just friends? Why is he saying “hey beautiful, miss you”?

What are you thinking? Are you kidding me?! Don't even bother talking to me, I'm out.