YOU: So, what're you guys doing this weekend?
FRIEND: Studying for the biology exam. Pretty hard stuff.
(Cell phone rings)
YOU: (Giggling) Oh my God, he's so cute.
KARLA: Let me see... Um... Why is Mario texting you?
YOU: Um, chill out. We're just friends.
KARLA: (grabs your phone) Um, just friends? Why is he saying “hey beautiful, miss you”?
What are you thinking? Are you kidding me?! Don't even bother talking to me, I'm out.