YOU: Hey, so, before you hear it from someone else, I just want you to know that Mario asked me out. And...
YOU: I think we're going to hang out this weekend. I mean, I hope you don't mind. It's not like a big deal or anything...
Later That Day
KARLA: (pointing) Oh my God, you guys, Do NOT talk to HER! I need to tell you what she just did to me, and I am disgusted!
YOU: Are you kidding me? Did that just happen?
JENNIFER: Hey, are you okay? What's wrong?
YOU: (Sigh) So, you know how Karla and Mario broke up? Well, Mario started texting me, and Karla freaked out. I mean, she's crazy, and her drama is giving me a huge headache.
JENNIFER: Here, take these—it will help you relax. I got them from my boyfriend.